Saturday, August 29, 2009

Opie Don’t Play That

Over the last few days I have been going over the edits for the first half (plus a few more pages) of my script. I’m just past my midpoint whammy and am closing in on my second – or double – whammy. Now, on the editing side, it simply amazes me that this software seems so accurate and reliable, yet when I am checking over the pages I’ve written they reveal a multitude of errors. I know that this was not the condition I left my project in when I wrapped up, so I can only imagine there's a glitch in the system! Or someone who has access to my laptop is cunningly playing a game with me and if I arrange all of the misspelled words it will reveal a secret message a’ la Da Vinci Code. I can only conclude that Ron Howard has access to my writing and I find that sort of prank unprofessional to say the least.

FYI:
Hey Chickpea Fan Club roll call member badges and super secret glowing decoder rings are back ordered in China. As a reminder, upon receipt of said items, do not lick them, ingest them, or carry them too close to your person. Do not throw or shake or taunt super glowing decoder rings (though that goes without saying).

1 comment:

  1. This is, by the way, the most entertaining blog I've read this year. You have a funny voice, and your own quirkiness comes through here. Keep this up.

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